Facebook Detox Would This Be 1,000?

It feels like I have a love hate relationship with Facebook. 

 I thought for Lent (although I am not Catholic, Episcopalian, Protestant, Orthodox, nor do I belong to anything other than the L.D.S. Faith) I still thought for Lent I would give up Facebook and go on every so often. I have a huge loathing for some of the things my friends post on Facebook, and I hate stupidity also. I also hate when my friends argue among each other and when they are rude about other people. 

  I hate with a passion and with a deep burning in my soul this atrocity of a design called "Timeline". What is worse there is no choice in the matter. They are what is called "rolling" all accounts to this horrible monstrosity of a  design for everyone all over the world. And there is no choice in the matter. Everyone has to have it. I hate it. I hate it with a deep passion and I have to say, no one understands how to use it. What is worse it that it switches from side to side and makes it impossible to read anyone's profile. 

  I think that once a year ago someone was drunk and decided to design something that made sense to only the most stupid person in the whole planet, which would only include a small handful of people, this horrendous Timeline. I think it was also spat out by the Devils Carnage and I presume not even the devil can read it himself. 

 In any case, I tried my best to leave Facebook. My problem lies in the people I want to really connect with. They for some reason do not answer their emails but will in face answer their Facebook wall. Can you believe it? Have we gotten to where we communicate through "Facebook-ing"? How obnoxious is that! 

 And can you believe that the people of thi social networking device has copy righted the word "Face" and wants to copy right the word, "book" seriously? I want a list of words I have made up and a list of words I pronounce to be copy righted too. First off... Happy People Are Happier. I want that copy righted. My dad and I made it up and we have been saying it for years and only him and I used it in code, so why not? 

 I will one day list a bunch of things I want copy righted.. If I list them now they will hit the popularity polls and I will be out of words and phrases that everyone will copy. 

Anyway... I am once again trying to go cold turkey on that webpage. Please this time, sincerely wish me luck! 

Oh, but I have to go on still for those people that actually do not answer anything other than Facebook... Yeah, I know. But what can I say? They are family or close enough to be... And some of them when asked don't even know their own email... Just... Oh, message me here... Sigh... Still trying.