Adventure 2012 Continued

This is what I look like when I am excited to see my family in the Airport.

My adventure is quite a story I thought I would break it up for my readers. 

Well, I left the story not knowing when I was coming back to Turkey, and now I will tell you my travels to USA. 

 Dear Readers, every time I go to the Netherlands strange things happen there to me, which, are comical but odd.  one time I was searched by a woman who works for customs and was keeping her hands on my breasts and said, "What is in there" rather stunned I said, "My bra and, well, my boobs" She said, "Come on what else?" I said, "Ma'am, nothing just a bra and my chest" She got huge eyes and said "Are they real?"I said, "I had no surgery to make them bigger, they are natural" she said, "I want to eat what you Americans eat! Americans boobs are big!"

 So, It was no surprise that when I went this time I was searched by three different customs agents. 

Dear Reader, IF you go through the Amsterdam Schiphol International Airport, try to only have nothing in your carry on. Try not to have a carry on at all. It makes it so much easier to travel. The reason for this is because you might have to go through customs and many questions. I have traveled through there so many times. Well, let me think. I have traveled through there four times now. Each time I have had to deal with questions, being searched and this was no different. 

 However, I have not had a nice camera. All the times I have gone through I have not had the chance of really sitting and looking at the free museum there. Yes it is free. Once before there were real Van Gough's there.  They switch the paintings from time to time, about every four months or so. This Summer is it the theme called "Holland's Flowers". This is a Fine Arts Museum, and a sub- Annexed museum of Rijksmuseum. This time I did get pictures and was able to spend a couple of hours admiring the paintings. 

 I found out some other great facts about this interesting Airport. 

First off: It has a new and first Airport Library. (I found this out a couple of days ago)

You can get married in this Airport

This Airport used to be a Military Base for the Dutch Military in 1916. 

Schiphol means "Ship Grave" and is such named because of all the lakes ear by whose Veterans of the Dutch Military have been lost there in the area. 

The Following are pictures of this interesting Airport:::

(Can you tell I love Airports???) 

OH MY HELL!!!

 So Google wants money from me if I want to post more pictures. REALLY??? I mean... REALLY???? 

OMG I am so dang Annoyed. I have such awesome pictures too. 

I love and HATE Google. 

So::: Right here would have been a picture of a cool flower arrangement that was painted in 1600's by a Dutch man

Here: Another cool painting of a girl that was later named Queen Ann

Here another cool picture of all these tiles in Blue and White of a beautiful ship painted in the 1500's 

Right here is a cute picture of me sleeping

Here is another picture of me sitting all by myself ... 

Here is a picture of my Delta Boeing 747 that I was going to fly in

Here would have been a great picture. It was of a man wearing socks. You would not see the man just his feet and you would have noticed he wore flip flops. The funny thing is I was taking various pictures of things and he started to do the same thing. He was from India. 

Here would have been a picture of the Gate Number because I was there for a while but they kept changing the Gate on me. Yes. Five Different times. I was thinking... Make up your minds!!! I bet it was someone who could not decide which bag and shoes to wear that day

Here was a picture of a picture of a cow. I thought I would add some Whimsy to the picture collection. 

Here would have been a picture of me and The Long Rock because I missed him so much

Here would have been a picture of the luggage that I think had my baggage and

This would have been a picture of a cart that said "Live Animals" I liked that they had carts for our pets we love so much. There were two big pet carriers in the cart. 

Here would have been a picture of KLM ASIA And I would have said, "I am not going on this plane today"

I am sorry Dear Readers. From now on I will not be able to post pictures because Google is a Butt head and I am pissed I can not post my amazing pictures.

Why do they want money from me???

They make enough money from the damn annoying advertisements they have 

They are according to the New York Stock Exchange::: 29.3 BILLION Dollars. YES. They want my 13 dollars a year... But they get money from the BIG GUYS and they want MY Money?????

I am fuming pissed off.... BUT I will tell you my pictures were AMAZING