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Tuesday, February 13, 2018

Hello, Mr. Tayyıp Erdoğan

I realized it has been a while since I have talked toErdoğan, or about him. I know he doesn't read my blogs. 
Before I start this, let me say right now, I am typing in read because it is the color, with the white crescent moon and star, of the Turkish Flag. Many Turkish citizens love the color, because like US citizen who love America like to wear red, white and blue... 

My comments about Turkey right now is this. 
I feel that the leader of Turkey needs to stop throwing people in prison who have a $1.00 bill in his pocket when they enter Turkey.Or, another example, throwing journalists in prison for asking critical thinking questions, or writing the news, or writing about Tayyip, or, throwing Judges, Professors, Engineers, Lawyers, etc etc. In prison. Come on, Tayyip, you're a better person than that. Remember, I have been writing things about you for quite sometime, and , I have a really nice picture of you on my blog, so, come on, sir. Let's just hug it out. I never criticized you for tons of other things, like the time you killed and put to prison all the soldiers who were just following orders back in July of 2015. I didn't get angry at you for you know, the mine incident in March 2014, and, remember when you threw many Turkish Citizens in prison for "American ties" when, really they had married an American? Hey, us Americans didn't even put it in the news here, talk about kindness towards you .I am sure you and Trump have a lot of things in common, I mean, you know, when your body guards kicked the crap out of Turkish Americans, and your body guards got just a little, "no no" and all the apologies President Trump gave to you... Well, I bet you and he can go golfing at one of several most beautiful and absolute best Golf Courses, and you two can sit, Trump will drink a bourbon, and Trump's Secret Police can fly you in some 8 liters of Ayran, and just laugh and talk about both your sons, you know, the son you have who, according to you, had such wealthy and big wedding reception that he got tons of gold and U.S. dollars, and how His kids (execpt his youngest, Baron) are all D.B's AF... Who knows, if you allow President Trump to lose, he might give clemency  to your son, and some of your Bank Presidents who, got arrested at the JFK. Then you had made it against the law for Turkish Citizens for having US dollars. But, how you kept US dollars in shoe boxes under your bed. I can just imagine you and Mr. Trump can have so many laughs about everything. Hey, maybe someday it will be so funny, they'd make great punchlines! 
Dear Sir, with your nice mustache, your love for Ayran (Who doesn't love it, with simit... I'm hungry now!), your cool pictures of your flag, with your head, photoshopped in the right corner of the picture, very bodacious, if I can say so myself! Can you please kind of chill out for a while? 

For Turkey! 
Deej... 

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