She Devil

Dear She Devil Woman Who Yelled At Me
  
  I don't know your name, and I really have to be nice to you for only one reason. I want to Marry the Long Rock, and We did everything you want us to do so that we can get married. 

So, Why do you have to be a huge brat and a mean person. You know you are an Elected Official for hte City of Çorlu and the ONLY reason why we came to your Office wasn't because we like you, but because we have to go there to marry? So, why are you being a mean persona nd why are intruding in my dreams and instead of nice dreams of my Wedding Day I am having night mares of you being a huge B?^&h to everyone in our Wedding Party. Do you see why we don'^t want you there? Why did you have to put OUR Documents in YOUR Ugly Fake Leather Fake- Hermes (I mean the Fakeness is not only outstanding but It was such a repulsive Old Lady's Bag!)Bag... Why did you shove our Documents in your Ugly Bag? And I don't know what is more offensive: Our Documents in such a fake ugly bag or the fact your folded up our documents and shoved them in your bag!!! I don't want Official Documents of mine and from Your Government and My Government in Your Hideous Bag! 

Your voice is ugly too. I guess it is to match your terrible lack of fashion and your wretched hag- type personality. Can you feel m y pain as to why I don't even want you at my Wedding at all now? 

I hope we get our Documents back now, And Head over to Tekirdağ, hwere people are civil and kind and happy and don't have ugly personalities. Hey, if you are going to have an ugly fake leather plastic bag, at LEAST BE NICE! 

(moral of the story::: IF you are going to have ugly clothes, don't be a bitch to me, I will Blog about you!)

I will post a picture of this woman later. And Please, Çorlu Citizens, Beware of rude women wanting to be your Marriage Justice! Beware of who you vote for!