Catching Up

So, I have a thing of things I say. I am actually quite funny and even sometimes profound. But, all that's said and done, I am original. 

So here's a few things that I said while I was not on here: 

"You're Fucking Kidding me, aren't you?"
(A certain someone decided to ask me, while smiling an impish grin, "Why isn't your husband here, again?" as the said person had actually had the nerve to get herself scammed of hundreds of thousands of dollars, while telling me that helping me by cosponsoring my husband was too risky and she could lose everything, of course, it was scripted, and just ass holey, because her motives for getting scammed of almost a million dollars, was purely selfish while helping me was absolutely just a kind act.)

(Me pointing to a shrine of a high school grad- student, freak, it's high school, to boot an 8x10 picture of a girl wearing a Native American War Head Dress): Yeah, I am not dealing with this today. (as I left the house, while my friends and associates just went, HAHAHA, Yeah, what?" Leave on a high note I say. 

I laughed so hard I had tears streaming down my legs. (yeah that was a conversation with a friend of mine and I... We were laughing and I thought that sounded funny, no, it didn't really happen, well, I have no witnesses, so no...)

Couple of sad things... 

Three weeks and two days ago I adopted a sweet little black bunny (color of husband's hair) with big beautiful brown eyes (Again the color of husband's eyes... Right?!?) After two weeks I was so allergic, that after cleaning thoroughly, my area were the bunny was, I am still suffering the allergies, I had to give her to my sister who after a week found a home for her... Happy moments are crushed by bits of the sad parts.  

I have survived this horrible stomach virus and today am starting to feel better... 
I think by Friday I will be able to sit in the sun again. 

The bright side of this? I don't have ebola virus and, who knows, maybe LongRock will get his ass here. 

I'm peacing out for now.